YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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