Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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