so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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