you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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