what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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