I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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