Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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