we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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