Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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