JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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