dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
