On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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