1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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