I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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