he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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