only if we run a train.
done.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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