so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm bleeding and have questions
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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