I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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