Welp...herpes.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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