i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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