That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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