I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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