Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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