if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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