I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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