Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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