She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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