biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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