Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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