Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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