As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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