he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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