Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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