how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
