bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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