ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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