You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
everyone is single if you try hard enough
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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