hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I love having hate sex.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Randomize
