i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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