I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
