Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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