so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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