its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
