ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Drunk is a universal language darling
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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