Sponge bath it is.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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