If that was your dad, he is hot
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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