so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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