It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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