I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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