she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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