So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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